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Justin Sane

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  1. An LB just messaged me, "Are you staying at the Alica Loads Hotel?" She meant to say, Areca Lodge

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good to see you're back!!

       

  2. Two weeks after I buy my plane tickets to BKK, I bag myself a sexy girlfriend. Is it possible to have a mongerless holiday in LOS?

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    2. Blodstrupmoen

      Blodstrupmoen

      No point in even trying not to cheat on her. Do it with style and sample as much as fucking possible.

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I know why u can't take her with u ... In the ...king country they live in they never can get the time off from work :(

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      See ya there my friend! Thanks for the lighter, I'll always cherish the gift! :)

  3. My friends and I have started a collection jar for 7-11 stamps. We're going to try to pay a bar fine with just stamps (and film it too). We also might see if we can pay a police bribe in 7-11 stamps.

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      I threw all mine in the bin out the front of the 7/11 shops . Wish I had kept them for you .

  4. Just had lunch with a LB. After lunch, she made me deep throat her, and I puked my lunch all over her cock and balls.

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    2. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Who was you with Nancy

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Not the best way you could have said 'thank you' to her!

    4. textom

      textom

      I hope you were not still in the restaurant

  5. Told my new employers to go fuck themselves, then bought a one way ticket to LOS. I'll be wheels up in 3 days.

    1. jimmy23456

      jimmy23456

      Like your style

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Fill yer boots Justin!

  6. Had a friend stay the night at my place and saw all the ladyboy pictures on my laptop. I guess my secret is out.

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    2. SBK

      SBK

      Always have a guest account for your PC! Then again if the friend is good enough to stay over the night, they should be good enough not to really care where you stick your dick.

    3. jcs

      jcs

      I guess you were just in sane to let someone else onto your computer...

    4. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      Ive just worked out to encrypt all my lb pictures. Very easy to do.

  7. Had to bail out on a short time with a Korean hooker last night. It wouldn't be an exageration to say she's had a mile of cock in that pussy. It looked like someone stuck a gernade up her cunt and pulled the pin.

  8. Just got back from Thailand. I entered LOS with a box of 40 transparent condoms. I left LOS with 40 brown condoms in the rubbish bin.

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Great meeting you buddy,sorry I couldn't make it to Sensations last night, sick as a dog.

    3. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      I got horribly sick my third week in LOS. New country, new germs. It was bound to happen.

    4. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      You dirty little fecker!!

  9. If you want to see a ladyboy go mad, try to pay her in 7-11 stamps.

    1. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      She could buy herself nice rucksack though. ;)

  10. Got fucked by Horsecock Nancy last night. Ever since then, I've been walking like a cowboy, and all the GGs say they think I'm into ladyboys.

    1. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      good man! godspeed ;-)

    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      A motorcycle taxi ride on Pattaya pavement was big trouble. Bouncing up and down. I could feel a jolt of pain with each bounce.

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Bet u like it eh?? dont know if i could take it..she would have to tie me up and force me.LOL

  11. Went to a nightclub with my mates. Above the door, it says 'No Ladyboys allowed', but the person stamping your hand to get in is a ladyboy. T.I.T.

  12. Went to a LB bar and took the GG waitress to the ST room upstairs. Not the best lay, but the look on the ladyboy's faces was priceless!

    1. Spar10
    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      No, this was in BKK. Tell more about this GG at Baby Boom. I might have to check her out too!

    3. Spar10

      Spar10

      Oh there is a sexy GG working there. Got a pic of her in my trip[ report. Jcs fancied a bit to. Nice looking girl.

  13. For the past two weeks in BKK I've been going out drinking with mates instead of mongering. What's wrong with me?

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    2. CUM_4_U

      CUM_4_U

      maybe you are becoming holy? 55555

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      its mongering jim but not as we know it....not as we know it...

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I know your just saving it up for the 29th see ya in Guess at midnight, bro!

  14. So many Ladyboys on Sukhumvit street attacking me. Some of them try to their hands down my pockets. They really need to learn how to pick pocket better.

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Cut out your pockets,go commando and get a free wank :D

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Glad u made it then, hope the flight was ok

    3. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      lol icebergjr

  15. So many Ladyboys on Sukhumvit street attacking me. Some of them try to their hands down my pockets. They really need to learn how to pick pocket better.

  16. I fly out to LOS tomorrow afternoon. The biggest typhoon to hit Korea in a decade is also expected to arrive tomorrow. I've been in Korean typhoons before and they are serious shit. I hope this doesn't affect my flight.

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    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Heading out now, looks like I dodged the typhoon!!!

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      See ya in 33 days, hope all goes well with your flight! :)

    4. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Everything went well. The Typhoon got downgraded to Category 1. By the time it hit Korea, it lost strength and was called a tropical storm. Of course I was in LOS by then.

  17. Just bought my tickets to my 43 day trip in LOS. The trip report will be EPIC!!!

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    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      I leave Aug 27. I'm gonna taking easier this time so my funds last. I'm actually spending a big chunk of that time in school. I'm also gonna try to get it for free meeting girls on thaifriendly or in bars.

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Nothing is FREE..have a nice time

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      See ya on Sept.29th!

  18. Just my luck. I get a hot Korean girlfriend before my big trip to LOS.

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      congrats jim! where did you find a hot one? spent time in Seoul and have the opinion they're the ugliest Asians in all of Asia.

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I wasn't going to mention this kathoeyfan, but glad you did as I've only met one Korean bird that I found attrative! Good for you JJ005, but I hope this doesn't put a damper on your upcoming trip!5555

    3. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Oh, I'm still gonna fuck whores. She asked if she could go with me. I wanted to say that is like packing a sack lunch to all-you-can-eat-buffet.

  19. Vic Flange has come up with a new term to call ourselves: 'Ladyboyist'. Start using it.

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    2. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      'Quietguy' ... I wish you were.

    3. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I assume he's a Northerner then?

    4. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I know you love me really Vic!

  20. Just created a seperate twitter account for my mongering activities. I would like to follow other BMs on twitter as well. @jimjim005

  21. 6 more months left on my contract. Then I can quit this shitty job and go to LOS. It feels like an eternity from now.

  22. 6 more months left on my contract. Then I can quit this shitty job and go to LOS. It feels like an eternity from now.

  23. Is it wrong that I will suck a LB's cock and let her fuck me in the ass, but I won't share my bed with my friend when he crashes at my studio because I think it feels too homo?

    1. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Wrong? No. Funny? Yes! :)

    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      Put a wig on him, you'll never know the difference

  24. It's Chinese New Years here in Asia and every rub & tug is closed.

    1. Bax

      Bax

      same here in US..too funny!

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