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  1. Anyone catch the Fireworks festival last night?

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      Dicko you are a Lightweight!!

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      No I missed it.. did it go off with a BANG? 555

    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Garry!! That's a poor call mate 5555

  2. How awesome is Ladyboy punctuality 5555

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Hahah.....what's the bet last ones to arrive 2nite too :)

    3. Riche555

      Riche555

      isn't the term punctuality in connection with LB's a contradiction in itself ?

    4. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      True... I waited on a bus station for 2 hours few weeks ago for my lady to come pick me up. She was almost on time, so she said.

  3. Apologies to anyone within a 5km radius of me last night!!! 40m sprints @ marine disco, falling over tables and passing out in the toilet! Yep, I'm an Aussie :)

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      dan,if you havent made a complete cunt outa yourself sometime in drink...then youve never had a proper drink...

    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Well said TB!! Was good value walking into stringies this evening to a chorus of "he's alive"...... And "geez mate you were toast last night" 55555

    3. dicko

      dicko

      You still alive?

  4. The night before flying to Los....... Is there anything better?

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    2. duke007

      duke007

      landing on the tarmac at Suvarnabhumi is a great buzz for me, have a great trip dan

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      it feels like xmas eve!

    4. Beauty's Beast

      Beauty's Beast

      Of course, there is: the night after!

  5. 10 days till wheels up! Hell fuckn yeah!

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    2. steveo941
    3. steveo941

      steveo941

      sorry meant to say, see you in sensations, wanker

    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Haha on ya steveo!! I'm slightly worried of this trips possible shenanigans with the "who's who" in town.....

  6. 58 sleeps to go and all I've booked is my 2 volleyball tickets 5555

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      ok mate am sponsoring Kings bar 2...

    3. Solice

      Solice

      I believe there are only 8-9 tickets left.

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Ive got 5, I believe there are another 3 or 4 floating about possibly from Kings bar. Pm me if anybody wants a ticket.

  7. Being home sux big time!!! C'mon October

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I'm right there with you Dan,C'mon October!!!!

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Me too guys but fucking October seem soooo far away .

    4. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Yea.. My countdown tells me 46 more night to go.. Damn..

  8. To make the trip home even more depressing I'm sitting next a nice Lb on bell bus :(

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Fuck me!! She's on my flight too!!!! This is cruel :(

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      follow her to the bog and join the mile high club 5555

    4. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      watch the transition from 1000baht to $200 st over the flight

  9. Completely blindsided on my last night!! Ouch.... That's what I get for falling in lub :(

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I do too, Dan.

      Please post on.

    3. steveo941
    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      At least im not 360 years old 55555

  10. Walking street pickings at 5.30am..... Oh how shame!!!!

  11. Sitting 2 doors down from La Bamba watching the cricket and watching the girls in between overs! Life is bliss!!!

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Turn off the Cricket and put on a mans sport and you'll be right

  12. Can't say I expected that!! Wow!! Best top of the trip award goes to poppy!

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      You got it bax.... It's not about size but passion and enthusiasm :)

    3. Bax

      Bax

      and a nice personality.. always smiling.

    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      If I wasn't so loved up by Am I'd go again but can't see that happening now ;)

  13. Listening to a ladyboy arguing on the phone with her sponsor!! Hilarious!!!

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      I thought i heard a mans voice in the background!!!

    3. Bax

      Bax

      Idiots those sponsors..

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      ah Bax let them learn in there own time my friend

  14. Should really look up at the heavens before going jogging in pattaya :(

    1. SBK

      SBK

      I always have that tune from War - Lowrider in my head when I get to Thailand

  15. 24 hrs till wheels up!! See ya's all around town tommorow night :)

  16. Wheels up Friday 26th..... Yay!!!

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Have a great trip, Dan. Pity you couldnt make Song-Kran! I'm sure you'll make up for it though

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Nice. Enjoy big man!

  17. Congrats to the poms! Incredible first test, what a nail-bitter!!! Bring on game 2.....

    1. yumyum

      yumyum

      Test Cricket at it's best. Beats ODI's & T20's hands down, so much drama.

  18. Just pulled the pin on upcoming trip - anything else in 2013 wanna fuck up?

    1. dicko

      dicko

      Sorry to hear about that Dan, we'll catch up sometime in the future. Sad that you will miss PPOP.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      Try not having a job that fucks things up big time....

    3. steveo941

      steveo941

      I new guitar showed me your txt sorry to hear about your mum, hope shes ok now

  19. 53 days till wheels up and I think I just fell in love!!! FUCK!!!

    1. jimmy23456

      jimmy23456

      Piccy then please????

  20. Go the 49ers!!!

    1. fogmaster
    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Got the Miller's draught ready and the red hots for half time. Been saving my last taco Bell sauce sachet, breaking out the good stuff. Took the day off today an all!!! C'Mon San Fran!!!

  21. A sad day for Australian cricket......

    1. steveo941

      steveo941

      one of the greats

       

    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Thought he would still be there at the ashes......

    3. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      A great player following a long line of great aussie players. Don't worry, there'll be plenty more.

      In the meantime prepare for a thrashing at the hands of the English, lol !!

  22. Boom..... $1850 on the Melbourne cup trifecta today. Yeww!!!

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Nice!!! I remember wiining with Makybe Diva in 2005. (not that much mind). Great day!

    2. yumyum

      yumyum

      spend it wisely....holiday to pattaya then

  23. wow.... November is a shit month to be sitting at home. Bring on April :(

    1. jcs

      jcs

      November is a good month if you know you will be in pattaya in December

    2. yumyum

      yumyum

      ur right Dan, i've got 101 days to go, not that i'm counting...

  24. Feeling the full effect of Los blues after a night at the local pub back home. The countdown till April begins!!!

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    2. terry

      terry

      mate even the valley in brisy not even close.your done,5555

    3. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Tell me about it Terry 55555

    4. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      well I'm in Bris to and loathing it because theres no cheap LB sex being shoved in my face!!

  25. Woke up to advanced status this morning.... cheers Kendo!!

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    2. Bax

      Bax

      Congrats dan, is it all you expected..?

    3. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      All that and then some!!!!

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      we need someone in that section to clean the pool Dan thats why they let u in..LOL

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