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  1. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape ! :)

    1. LWFM

      LWFM

      Just tell em up front you are a teacher. :)

    2. outsider

      outsider

      This is what happens when you avoid getting a big LB load in your face.......

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      better luck next time jimmy

       

  2. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Always (always!) wanted to live in a brothel ... Now I will on my next trip :) Booked a few days to stay at LaBamba. Happy days (and nights) !

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    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      it will be a revolving door to your loom at that place!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Yep ... If i don't get raped by the immates I'm gonna complain!

    4. snoop-dawg

      snoop-dawg

      Just tell Masha you want to play "big boss".

       

  3. Jimmy_Lovepants

    CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one. :( I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas !

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Workin' on it mate (slowly!)

    3. soju2012

      soju2012

      The long awaited trip report from years gone past... awesome :)

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      I hope that you had a good one buddy as it has to tide you over for a long while . So near yet so far .

       

  4. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat! ;)

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    2. sir d

      sir d

      Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ;-)

       

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yep get that coat Jimmy, you've lost the plot!

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      The date was a bust... No dick on her and no idea what to do with my vibrating 9" studded strap-on .. (Young people are feckin' clueless)

  5. Jimmy_Lovepants

    I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip ! :)

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    2. setanta

      setanta

      avoid anything spicy !

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Bot fruit 5555

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Grapes anyone? I got 'em ! 555

  6. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all :) LB lovers are a great club to belong to. Must get back to TH asap!!!

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    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      I had a femboy who shot a nice load last night--so think about what you are missing when with the GGs only! see if that image helps!

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I hope he does,CP!5555

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hope u guys are right... Probably just need to see one really good cum shot by a LB fly across my body, hit me in the eye, and the rest of it fly out the window :)

      It sucks being one of these pussy-lovin' gay types! Lol

  7. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Sod staying in freezing bumfuck China for the winter.....I'm for Thailand. :) Anyone in Patts around Jan 18-28.?!

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hey Second Chance....Unfortunately my trip is off!! (at least until the summer) .. You'll have to get stuck in and do it all for those of us who can't be there. :)

    3. SecondChance@Life

      SecondChance@Life

      That's it, Jimmy. Come down for Chinese New Year weekend when I am in town! I don't care if you have to sleep in a dumpster just bring your ass so you can help lead a pub crawl that Saturday. C'mon, do it for the girls! They are depending on you!

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      HaHa.....Unfortunately it's precisely because of Chinese NY that I can't get to Thailand (unless I walk and swim there :(.)

      It's a summmer trip again for me i think.....Oh well, that's just six months away! :)

  8. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Some lovepants action comin' straight at 'em next week... ladies, get ready!!! :)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Pruned and perfumed Captain! ;)

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      there myself next week

  9. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair... ;)

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      Perhaps, with your Toy Boy looks, you might have found your Good Self out of your depth, at that age. Been sucked (:)) into the LOS vortex and spat out the other end, charred and burned, never to return. I think it's good that, by whatever means, Folks earn the right to be in LOS. When the Universe deems it fit.

       

      Or

       

      Fuck it, you're here now, Enjoy.

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      your always handsome in Thailand, no problem... wallet speak louder than words

       

    4. HarryKane9

      HarryKane9

      looking at our pics when er are young hurts sometimes. But is the way of life. Noone give us back our youth but always nice to remember it. And thanks god i had the possibility being in LoS when i was young

  10. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Wheels up ten days :)

    1. soju2012

      soju2012

      Enjoy, TR this time?

  11. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Wheels up ten days :)

  12. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Wheels up ten days :)

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      time to finalise the TF shortlist then!

  13. Jimmy_Lovepants

    A lb on TF told me I had a one in a million shot of having sex with her... Result, I'm in with a chance! B)

  14. Jimmy_Lovepants

    I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite :(

  15. Jimmy_Lovepants

    I'm only here for the name calling B)

  16. Jimmy_Lovepants

    If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)

  17. Jimmy_Lovepants

    It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!! :)

    1. imrankhan1981

      imrankhan1981

      I am desperately waiting for my first :Tongue2:

    2. fenton

      fenton

      ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT... BIG GIRL BIG GIRL....

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      An entire year!!---wish it had been only that long for me!!  

  18. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... :))

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Lindemann 

       

       :ph34r:

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy! ;)

    4. fenton

      fenton

      555

  19. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Sometimes l just crawl up into a ball on the kitchen floor and pretend l'm a crumb ... Anyone else?

  20. Jimmy_Lovepants

    "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      555 ... I got to do one of those too, GD.

      It's friggin' boring i know.. But our livers will thank us for it. :)

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      yes thats a great quote jimmy,i use it often -555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      great quote justinsaneEvery time I drink it, I'm borrowing happiness from tomorrow......its a bitch when u have to pay back all that happiness tho' innit?

  21. Jimmy_Lovepants

    a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Stealing more hearts Jimmy?

    2. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Underwear more likely!!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      555

  22. Jimmy_Lovepants

    All in all I'd rather be a filthy rich porn industy king than a 2 bit punter

  23. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      jesus Jimmy, you will bang anything with a pulse won't you! cheer up, in just a few days you can have some ATTRACTIVE LBs

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Not so sure about that, Puggy ... The trip in July is looking decidedly 'iffy' now. :(

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      stick your cock in her gobb next time, problem solved

  24. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'

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    2. jahshwa

      jahshwa

      LOL sounds like every day with my family...

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      some family, jahshwa ... 55555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      get behind me Satan!

  25. Jimmy_Lovepants

    bugger me sideways if it ain't all dick dick dick on this forum .. u lot are bloody obsessed is what it is ..... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick .. and a bit of bumhole too

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      tell me about it garry ... never heard of such a bunch of screaming mincers in my life ... and all they want is dick ... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ... one track minds, the lot of them

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Hey Jimmy , Tell what is better please ?

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Oh I'm all for the dick, V ! .. We all like a bit of a dick don't we? .. It's a metaphor for life, the dick ... long live dick and all who ride on her!

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