jcs

Done mine this morning , bastard mower is spitting and farting like Old Lover on a Monday mornimg

My Gardner is coming tomorrow if the rain holds off

Ended up cutting down some trees today

they should have offered it to me or bricktop ...what u think jcs?

Bricktop would ruin the forum mate, but i think you could do a good job!!

cheers JCS,i knew you were a gent...

Odds are its stress related. Solve what is stressing you. Been there, done it with back trouble.

wish it was stress related mate, unfortunately I have 3/4 lumber discs that to put it mildly are 'fucked'!

Fucking bone idle

You're gay. Save the typing.

you are all so cruel to newbies.what happened to the 'nice to be nice'ethos? tossers!! happy Xmas.

im slightly gay...there,i've admitted it....closet,sorry,case closed...

Certainly has mine,I'll tell him next week!

Top fella

Mine as well.

only about 6 months to spring argh...

a bit like you pikey , wet and fucking miserable

Heating just went on -.-

How is your back doing??

yogi fucking bear more like, get them fucking pigs fed Errol

Back still fucked..Yoga is looking like a good option.

Fuck me you would bring a tear to a glass eye

Going to stump up 350 quid and get an MRI scan..

Thanks for all your kind words or encouragement!! TWATS..

350 quid get the twats at the NHS to pay for it , we pay enough tax , paint your face. Black and call yourself Abdul , it will be done tomorrow for nowt

You're right there Albert

Damn! Hang in there jcs...

fuck and your only 75

Bet it wasnt through shagging , pmsl

Yes it was, so there!!

wish it was as it would be less painfull, went to the osteopaths earlier,talk about pain.had to pull me from the ceiling at one stage..

Fuck all mate things are thin on the ground

I know the coconut bar

twat

very soon Gary

Good for you. Enjoy! Shame you can"t make the volleyball...

I agree with sir d here JCS, sorry you can't make the volleyball as I owe ya a few frosties for sure from the 1000 shags and hemmoroids thead if nothing else! LOL

Siam Bayview is too dear for you

As Garry says...the eastinys arn't

Siam Guesthouse is where I will be...

No they ain't check properly

u two are like a couple LOL

He is a pure unadulterated cunt , I tell you no lie Garry , a pure utter 2 bob southern cunt

Thanks for PM Chase.

Just need to get the spy working.

The forum Spy is down for everyone and Alex P has already confirmed that its and issue with the upgrade of the forum software and is working on getting it back.

missed most of it in sunny shropshire. good luck STFC x 2 this season

Try Bristol.

Try Bristol.

tthen moaned cause it was dead and his curry was shit

Swindon

Laying tarmac at this hour?

Yes it does JCS, but keep your head up and your eyes on the prize,October is only 4 months away and I can't wait.

Fortunately he is not my boss Kendo.

No but your boss works for me so I can fuck the lot of you off , stop dreaming and get digging

Calm down dear..

Luk Tan was 20 yesterday so your all sorted at the Areca Lodge come the Volleyball !!!!

@Albert,bollocks!

@Mardhi,Would be nice to conclude the nearly bout I had with her..

Dirty , no good , tight fisted , 2bob southern cunt

First, Special 1 TV comes back. Now this. Call me intrigued.

Good news , he is a real boost to any team and a character

I had to google rhyming slang and Chalfonts...

Ooo errr missus need some ointment for that

hope the lovely Guitar never got to burnt see ya in a couple weeks then i can wave u bye bye this time..lol

Global warming 555

I hope their Pizza was soggy!