Solice
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Well the monster Padawan has made it and will be joining me on the 24th, sad thing is hes bringing another mate of ours, 24 years old and a handsome fucker, the girls will love him but im glad to say hes not into ladyboys
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Looking forward to Sat night with good company, Dwbno1, Lung somchai, Padawan, another mate and four beautiful ladyboys. Pattaya beer garden, Koyo, Labamba, Stringfellows then off to see my good mate Gigi at Luckylove
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Going home tonight
it was great meeting you guys, you know who you are, hope to see you all again soon -
Looks like the majority of bars will be closed on the 22nd and 23rd of this month
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In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom using a goats lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first
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Another relaxing night spent in Sallys bar with my good friend Travis
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Happy Valentines honey xxxxxxxxxx
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hopefully booking up this week
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I was in the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer where I could push my finger in up to the knuckle..........Anyway she slapped me round the face and my membership has been withdrawn
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Ive just had the police at the door! The cheeky fucker held up a photo of the mrs and said "is this your girlfriend?" "yes" I reply, "im sorry but it looks like shes been in a traffic accident sir" I said "yes I know, but she has a great personality".
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Not long until Christmas now, in fact the wife was just asking me if I knew the best way to bone a turkey. I said i'd probably get it pissed and try to finger it first.
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I got the Christmas decorations out of the Attic last night and came across a present I forgot to give the kids last year. Its a shame because they would have fekin loved that dog.
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For the last 2 weeks ive been talking to a 13 year old girl on the internet, now she tell me shes an undercover cop..................How cool is that at her age.
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Got a singapore airlines flight on hold, 40 days and counting if I take it
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Thinking of starting a thread about what Thai girls say and what they really mean, based on a bit of humour, anybody know if its already been done?
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A doctor told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things id started. I looked around the houseto see things id started and hadnt finished, so I managed to finish off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of prungles, tha mainder of bot prozic and valium, the res of the chhescake an a box of chocletz. you haf no idr how fekin fablus i feel right now
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I was feeling horny so I phoned the missus for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said "tell me your not wearing any knickers." She said "Well actually i'm not wearing any knickers." I replied, "Oh yeah baby, tell me what your doing you naughty girl", she replied " I'm having a shit !!!"
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I was at the swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The life-guard must have noticed, the twat blew his whistle so fucking loud I nearly fell in.
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3rd year anniversary at sensations on Friday 12th June, everyone welcome
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A quiet night with no alcohol ! beach in the morning
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With hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I have blown the head gasket on my 1997 Ford" rather than "Ive just fucked a 13 year old Escort". Still I dont get out enough and a few hours in the police station made a nice change.
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My wife said 'get some of those tablets that help you get an erection', you should have seen her face when I tossed her some slimming pills
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I remember the wife suggesting I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did.... Shes 23 and her names Paeng.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade....
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My budgie got out of his cage and fucked the dog, ive got some puppies going cheep if anyones interested...
