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Status Updates posted by Jimmy_Lovepants

  1. It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!! :)

    1. imrankhan1981

      imrankhan1981

      I am desperately waiting for my first :Tongue2:

    2. fenton

      fenton

      ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT... BIG GIRL BIG GIRL....

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      An entire year!!---wish it had been only that long for me!!  

  2. I'm only here for the name calling B)

  3. Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... :))

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Lindemann 

       

       :ph34r:

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy! ;)

    4. fenton
  4. Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555

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    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      You need to loosen up jimmy 555

    3. bayhill

      bayhill

      welcome to my world, 555.

    4. icebergjr.
  5. a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Stealing more hearts Jimmy?

    2. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Underwear more likely!!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants
  6. Need to delete my internet search history 55555

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hmmm... I suppose 'the dog did it' lacks a certain credibility!

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      Use incognito in chrome for visiting these sorts of things. After a while it becomes habit, not fullproof but saves the history problem.

    4. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      I have a friend that let one of her FWB use her computer. Afterwards she saw he was checking out Fat Girl and Granny porn. LOL

  7. Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555

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    2. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep in touch with her then give her a hardship story and knock her back to $100 for a repeat

    3. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      bet you haven't brushed your teeth since Jimmy.....

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I do like your thinking HK! ;)

      GD - I haven't brushed and i hope she hasn't washed her finger (yuck yuck!)

  8. I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock

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    2. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Thumbs up Turk182, you nailed it, would give a +1 for that..

       

      @Jimmy, don't give a fu.. about others oppinion.. Mind your own buisness.. Cheers Man..

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Right on Turk182. Funnily enough tho it was a guy who told me I couldn't say I like Asian women.....

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      FFS,, what's next then? We can't say "I like women" or "I like sex" ??? ... Modern life is rubbish, Grrrr!!!

  9. Seriously.......what the fuck did I do???

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      We just love trouble mate 555

    3. outsider

      outsider

      Hope the trip has still been good to you even with the emotional revolving doors they put you through.

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Trip over outsider. TR up now (O the infamy! yuckyuck)

  10. Some lovepants action comin' straight at 'em next week... ladies, get ready!!! :)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Pruned and perfumed Captain! ;)

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      there myself next week

    4. Podrick

      Podrick

      Bookearlyforuanranteedsatistacyionxxxx

  11. Always (always!) wanted to live in a brothel ... Now I will on my next trip :) Booked a few days to stay at LaBamba. Happy days (and nights) !

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    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      it will be a revolving door to your loom at that place!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Yep ... If i don't get raped by the immates I'm gonna complain!

    4. snoop-dawg

      snoop-dawg

      Just tell Masha you want to play "big boss".

       

  12. What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555

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    2. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      You should probably start a thread for this JLS

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I think it's been done H-K .. Consensus opinion was don't say jack shit about being in TH.....and especially Pattaya!

    4. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      I grew the mindset, whatever happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand.. I just have one good friend, I can share my adventures with.. He lives together with a ladyboy, I introduced him with, and they are absolutly happy together..

  13. It would be nice if there were an outbreak of peace on the forum soon... Sick of the politics, the personal abuse, the negativity. Where's the love gone for our 3-legged ladyfriends in LOS.???

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      With regard to point 2. Remember, the love starts at home, Jimmy :)

       

    3. fenton

      fenton

      When money goes out the door, lub goes out the window 5555

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      "Peace sells, but who's buying"..Megadeath!5555

  14. If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know

  15. My favourite jeans (very old) keep splitting but don't want to throw 'em out. My bare arse and bollocks are now hanging out of them... Should've saved that caper for when I was in LOS. :-)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      501s are cool, garry.. U should have kept them. Keep wearing 'em ~ Holes and rips n all !

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      sorry JL but take a wee bit of pride in my clothing LOL

    4. Maracana_130714

      Maracana_130714

      my favourite jeans i have since year 2000! meantime with holes but now modern. Still can wear it with a bit work. Makes me feel young!!

  16. Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair... ;)

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      Perhaps, with your Toy Boy looks, you might have found your Good Self out of your depth, at that age. Been sucked (:)) into the LOS vortex and spat out the other end, charred and burned, never to return. I think it's good that, by whatever means, Folks earn the right to be in LOS. When the Universe deems it fit.

       

      Or

       

      Fuck it, you're here now, Enjoy.

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      your always handsome in Thailand, no problem... wallet speak louder than words

       

    4. Maracana_130714

      Maracana_130714

      looking at our pics when er are young hurts sometimes. But is the way of life. Noone give us back our youth but always nice to remember it. And thanks god i had the possibility being in LoS when i was young

  17. I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...

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    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      Just realised , your are getting a grip by now eeeeoooowww

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Oh you're hilarious Dave .. Ever thought about doin' stand-up ?

    4. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      I think I might get the same reception as the Blues Bros in the bar that did both kinds of music Jimmy

  18. My last 24 hours in LOS ~ And SE Asia after 5 years. Returning to a Western country where all the women (transgendered or not) have balls, cigarettes cost 20 bucks a pkt, and everyone attends compulsory cultural sensitivity workshops (run by women) ... Yay.

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    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      you've exhausted the options then Jimmy? Surely there are still teaching positions in China?

    3. outsider

      outsider

      $20 a pack? Its a long time since you have been home Jimmy, try $30

    4. soju2012

      soju2012

      Good luck Jimmy, hope to meet up again in LOS in the not too distant future.

  19. Well that's fucking torn it..... Lost my job so Thailand here i cum !!

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    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      To any LBs on the forum ~ WILL TEACH ENGLISH FOR FOOD! 555 (Well and maybe sex too ;))

    4. LWFM

      LWFM

      One door closes but a better door has opened. All the best Angel Eyes

  20. Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      going to stop wanking????

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      You nailed it Puggy! 5555555

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Got there on second attempt. It triggered an epileptic attack unfortunately. One day at a time, as they say.

  21. Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow

  22. Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555

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    2. bob2011

      bob2011

      Be like me, alcohol free!

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Stick too Tsingtao Jimmy and you'll be fine ;-)

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      not a beer drinker, fenton 555

  23. Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'

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    2. jahshwa

      jahshwa

      LOL sounds like every day with my family...

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      some family, jahshwa ... 55555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      get behind me Satan!

  24. "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      555 ... I got to do one of those too, GD.

      It's friggin' boring i know.. But our livers will thank us for it. :)

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      yes thats a great quote jimmy,i use it often -555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      great quote justinsaneEvery time I drink it, I'm borrowing happiness from tomorrow......its a bitch when u have to pay back all that happiness tho' innit?

  25. CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one. :( I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas !

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Workin' on it mate (slowly!)

    3. soju2012

      soju2012

      The long awaited trip report from years gone past... awesome :)

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      I hope that you had a good one buddy as it has to tide you over for a long while . So near yet so far .

       

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