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  1. Its snowing in London. Fuck.

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    2. SBK

      SBK

      Snow is here with a vengeance! Luckily I'm off till Tuesday. Fuck travelling in this shit! I got on a train earlier today, it was fucking colder than being outside was! Fuck Southern Trains.

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Hey Robb, I don't knoiw what is worse Stifling heat as we have here in Oz or that cold that you have there .

    4. wildrover

      wildrover

      Havent heard from Albert for a while, i believe he is in Wales, must be knee deep in either snow or sheep

  2. Anyone know a good Pizza delivery place in Patts?

  3. 1 more fucking month till LoS - 135 hours Overtime just this month - thats more than some people fucking work!

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    2. SBK

      SBK

      iPhone smileys don't show up, hence all the ????

    3. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Soo.. You are chasing the Mamon.. A bit greedy there?? Well in the end, it buys you a blast of a time in LoS..

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good for you on getting all the overtime, Work hard in the west and play hard in the east!

  4. Eva direct flights in April: £600. Get in there!

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    2. jimmy23456

      jimmy23456

      Seen this today£540 direct on my dates!! Woot !

      Booking sunday

    3. SBK

      SBK

      Good man - see you in Patts!

    4. jimmy23456

      jimmy23456

      dam now 900 notes, time to get shopping

  5. First World Problems: 3 weeks this April and 1 month this December or 1 month this December and 3 weeks Feb 2014?

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    2. poesface

      poesface

      so you also saffa

    3. SBK

      SBK

      I'm a fucking Cape Tonian :D

       

      Yeah Kendo, my April trip will catch the last two days of Songkraan - enough to enjoy myself but not piss me off completely!

    4. poesface

      poesface

      must be pollsmore

  6. Loving the weather in Pattaya now. I need to get dressed to have a ciggie on the balcony. I dont remember November being this cool on all my other trips.

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      its December now, seems u have been drinking too much 55555

    3. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      I know. I'm really loving the weather in Thailand right now. I can't walk for miles and not be drenched in sweat.

    4. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Once this cloud cover passes, we'll be back in hot sunshine. Enjoy the cool while you can!

  7. Back in London and its not that cold! Hope Dollah's send off was/is brilliant!

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    2. SBK

      SBK

      Walking like a bit of a dog this week, but we should def hit up a place or two in London soonish - would be grand to get TV star Kendo to join if he mixes with the plebs :D

       

    3. SBK

      SBK

      erhm working - thats working :D

       

    4. wildrover

      wildrover

      Ha ha.. was thinking you got pummeled before you left LOS! Yep we can try to arrange a night out with Kendo and a few others

       

  8. Damn, Dapartment fully booked, any construction going on around Page10?

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    2. poesface

      poesface

      Back on the 17th you going to be there robb27

    3. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Right now it's hard to find a place in center of town without construction.

    4. SBK

      SBK

      Yeah Poes, I'm knocking about for 20 or so days from the 22nd onwards

  9. Dexter Finale: What the fucking fuck.

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    2. kathoeyfan
    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I thought you were talking about steveo's road dog at first,and was hoping he was OK!5555

    4. SBK

      SBK

      JCS - It was a good show that went on for far too fucking long and had a worse ending than Lost and Battlestar Galactica combined. I did watch it after Breaking Bad though, so my view is rather skewed. Half of the episode was me screaming at the TV calling the writers assholes and fucktards.

  10. I was chatting to a board member and I am sure he mentioned a 24 hour cinema complex, my google-fu s failing me though. Anyone got a name of the place?

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    2. SBK

      SBK

      Well, I'm pretty sure we were terribly drunk, he was prolly telling me about another couuntry. TY for the update Kfan.

    3. ChaseLB

      ChaseLB

      Why don't you PM the BM you were chatting with?

    4. SBK

      SBK

      I dont remember who it was Chase :)

  11. The squirts on my last day! FML!

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    2. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Sorry to hear it. Hope it clears up before your flight. Charcoal is the best for clearing it up quick as Ice says!

    3. Sensations

      Sensations

      no wonder, you been shagging nancy all night. Safe flight mate!

       

    4. SBK

      SBK

      Yeah - it turned out not to be the squirts, just parts of me I never knew about being violated.

  12. Father's day was yesterday.... shit.

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    2. Bax

      Bax

      someone's out of the will

    3. yumyum

      yumyum

      my son forgot as well!!!

       

    4. SBK
  13. Wanted a sexy oily massage from a GG, picked a lady I liked the look of and find out in room she's a ladyboy :D

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Walking down Soi Bukhao in the direction of walking street, right before SOi Chayapum on the left. Nina was her name. The massage and the happy ending were both great.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      She is quite well known there is a bar next to it which has quite a few LB's

    3. Bax

      Bax

      A nice find.. Nina is great!! I love that girl.

  14. Wake up mods and nuke EnrirmHib !

    1. bighairy

      bighairy

      I hit the report button and it was done in only a few minutes - thanks Rinzler!

    2. SBK

      SBK

      Cheeeers Rinzler!

    3. Rinzler

      Rinzler

      Thanks. Robb, the quickest way to get my attention is to either report it or PM me.

  15. Back in London, pop into the lav at Gatwick, shit everywhere. Jump onto the train to Cenrtal London, fat yardos everywhere. Mewling, overweight quim with flacid white flesh bulging through tight jean shorts all permeated with the smell of sweat. /sigh

    1. Tomas

      Tomas

      I'm on my way!! I have the big lens with 24x zoom with me

    2. SBK

      SBK

      Also wanted to thank all the BMs I met this trip for making it such a fun time, too many of you to list but an extra big special Thanks to Solice, Bob200whatever, Dwbno and Paeng for making it a trip to remember!

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Good man Rob. Nice to meet you. Some serious Yard Piglets on the Northern Line this morning. Some hotties floating about my work area but they don't get down like our boyfriends in the Far East.

       

  16. Airfrance doing direct London - Bkk for a monkey in December!

    1. jcs

      jcs

      good luck flying with those cheese eating surrender monkey's.. you may get to LOS but your bags will not.

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      That's cheap £500 !!

    3. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      It's happening everywhere with the oncoming Thai recession. My flight just halved itself three weeks before I was going to book #winning

  17. Decided on an hour or so nap after Mrs Poolman left my loom, 9 hours later and its 2 am...

    1. SBK

      SBK

      I had a ciggie and then went back to bed for another 5 hours. A testament to Mrs Poolman's enthusiasm in the loom.

    2. SBK

      SBK

      Keep up, Fiedollah!

      How are cute nicknames supposed to work if we go sprouting out real names!

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Better get your sorry ass to LOS buddy , we miss you .

  18. After being in Thailand for 33 days, I am finding it hard not to ask cute girls if they short time,while back in London.

    1. soju2012

      soju2012

      LOL, similar when I return to Korea. Also I briefly forget why the ladies they aren't trying to grab me member...

    2. poesface

      poesface

      could you afford it in london lol

    3. vincent law

      vincent law

      60 bucks with get you a Eastern European GG for 30min. The p4p GG market is saturated in that damn cold ass city!

  19. Did a JCS and went home alone last night, Thaifriendly take-out solved the problem though ;)

    1. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Home alone again going for fatboy UK record,

    2. jcs

      jcs

      I would not be surprised If ''doing a JCS'' does not get in the dictionary?

  20. 1st of March oh joy! The letters have started coming in already... Your rent is increasing next month, your council tax is increasing next month. Sometimes the UK sucks ass.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      I can imagine. It was one of the main reasons i left the UK. I used to dread the postman - he only EVER brought demands and bills.

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      So does the USA!I feel for ya!

  21. Day before flying, the sniffles and a raw throat, wtf?! Body preparing for Pattaya during Song Kran?

    1. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Or a lot of deep throating!

    2. LWFM

      LWFM

      Take a teaspoon of baking soda with a glass of water ... sounds nuts but works.

  22. I'm just posting an update to get rid of that drivel further below.

    1. SBK

      SBK

      and failing, quick someone else post some crap.

    2. SBK

      SBK

      What do you know my commenting on my own post did it. Time to be a twat and lock my own comment.

  23. HMRC changes me tax coding, takes another 2k a year from me, fuckers!

    1. poesface

      poesface

      Thank who ever being expat pays sometimes and 6 month a year in LOS no taxes to pay result

       

  24. 27 KPH Headwinds and 2 aborted Gatwick Landings later, ended up in fucking Birmingham. Finally back home. Yay.

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Thanks Fie, but Emirates was pretty on the spot about coaches and stuff. Still landings with those headwinds was pretty scary shit.

  25. Forum bug: When a user ignore another user, their status updates are still viewable. Can this be fixed?

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Good idea Robb then I will not have to read about the dill from Melbourne on the 17th of every month .

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