Jimmy_Lovepants
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Jimmy_Lovepants replied to LWFM's topic in How to Register with us & use our friendly Ladyboy Forum
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Jimmy_Lovepants replied to LWFM's topic in How to Register with us & use our friendly Ladyboy Forum
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If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know
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My favourite jeans (very old) keep splitting but don't want to throw 'em out. My bare arse and bollocks are now hanging out of them... Should've saved that caper for when I was in LOS. :-)
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Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair...
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Perhaps, with your Toy Boy looks, you might have found your Good Self out of your depth, at that age. Been sucked (
) into the LOS vortex and spat out the other end, charred and burned, never to return. I think it's good that, by whatever means, Folks earn the right to be in LOS. When the Universe deems it fit.Or
Fuck it, you're here now, Enjoy.
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I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...
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My last 24 hours in LOS ~ And SE Asia after 5 years. Returning to a Western country where all the women (transgendered or not) have balls, cigarettes cost 20 bucks a pkt, and everyone attends compulsory cultural sensitivity workshops (run by women) ... Yay.
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Well that's fucking torn it..... Lost my job so Thailand here i cum !!
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Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow
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Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555
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Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'
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"Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)
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CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one.
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It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555
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I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip !
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I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.
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Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape !
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Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all
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Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat!
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Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!
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Seriously worried..... Had my first tranny threesome today on my local patch, and while it was OK I couldn't get near to the 'wild finish' I wanted. Then minutes later went and banged a GG and finished in seconds. I feel like a traitor to the cause. Maybe I just need the experience of Thai ladyboy again ... I damn hope so.
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My boy pips are bursting....... still 6 weeks to wait.
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Is that the Bolton Beast or Bolton Geese?
