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  1. Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep in touch with her then give her a hardship story and knock her back to $100 for a repeat

    2. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      bet you haven't brushed your teeth since Jimmy.....

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I do like your thinking HK! ;)

      GD - I haven't brushed and i hope she hasn't washed her finger (yuck yuck!)

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  2. Do counting the weeks or the months until the next trip to LOS make the time seem to pass quicker?

    1. Bax

      Bax

      I refuse to count down the 50 days 18hours 42 minutes 15 seconds until I'm on that plane..I just refuse to do it!

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      20 days for me now and the wait's killing me:p

    3. sir d

      sir d

      no, just makes it sound and feel longer....

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  3. Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555

    1. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      You need to loosen up jimmy 555

    2. bayhill

      bayhill

      welcome to my world, 555.

    3. icebergjr.
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  4. Dreamin' of palms and ladyboy charms....Made in the Shade (in Thailand)

  5. Feckin' powers gone off again in the gaff.....So off on the prowl again!

  6. Fed up with banging hookers in an Asian country where they can't say more than 2 words of English to me ... It's time to bang hookers in another Asian country where their English extends to an almighty five words! 555

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Philippines FTW

    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      or Cambodia

  7. Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow

  8. Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      going to stop wanking????

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      You nailed it Puggy! 5555555

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Got there on second attempt. It triggered an epileptic attack unfortunately. One day at a time, as they say.

  9. Half way point between trips......My balls are purple melons

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      There is only one way to remedy that Jimmy ..... Tear the ears of it lol .

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      V, I guess I'm kinda thick but I don't actually get it! lol

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Chuck wow comes to mind . You an Aussie and have never heard of that saying , I guess that you are from the east coast lol .

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  10. Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555

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    2. bob2011

      bob2011

      Be like me, alcohol free!

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Stick too Tsingtao Jimmy and you'll be fine ;-)

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      not a beer drinker, fenton 555

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  11. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

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    2. Beauty's Beast

      Beauty's Beast

      Make house, have fun, coo your fill and keep the escape-hatch open. Happy times!

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yeah, truth be known I'm just a jealous miserable sod who can't get to the land of sin anytime soon!!!!

    4. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Falling in love with someone on the internet and in-person are two different things. Test the waters first before sacrificing an entire month trip.

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  12. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

  13. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

  14. How louche are you......?

  15. I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock

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    2. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Thumbs up Turk182, you nailed it, would give a +1 for that..

       

      @Jimmy, don't give a fu.. about others oppinion.. Mind your own buisness.. Cheers Man..

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Right on Turk182. Funnily enough tho it was a guy who told me I couldn't say I like Asian women.....

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      FFS,, what's next then? We can't say "I like women" or "I like sex" ??? ... Modern life is rubbish, Grrrr!!!

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  16. I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.

    1. LWFM

      LWFM

      And stop reading the Forum 555

    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      nice new avatar jimmy

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      handsome devil aren't I ?! ... U and me both could scare the bejesus out of the girls in Pattaya, TB!

  17. I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...

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    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      Just realised , your are getting a grip by now eeeeoooowww

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Oh you're hilarious Dave .. Ever thought about doin' stand-up ?

    4. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      I think I might get the same reception as the Blues Bros in the bar that did both kinds of music Jimmy

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  18. If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know

  19. It would be nice if there were an outbreak of peace on the forum soon... Sick of the politics, the personal abuse, the negativity. Where's the love gone for our 3-legged ladyfriends in LOS.???

    1. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      With regard to point 2. Remember, the love starts at home, Jimmy :)

       

    2. fenton

      fenton

      When money goes out the door, lub goes out the window 5555

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      "Peace sells, but who's buying"..Megadeath!5555

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  20. It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique you know.....

  21. It's just not fair! I still got 3 months to wait before next trip to LOS.

  22. It's just not fair! I still got 3 months to wait before next trip to LOS.

    1. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      Still a whole lot better than my 7 month wait !

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Right there with ya, Slacker. quit yer bitchin' Jimmy! LOL jk

    3. Bax

      Bax

      2 here (sorry)

       

      :)

  23. It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555

    1. LordBoy

      LordBoy

      U will find always someone in Sensations to chat with about our hobby,have a nice time mate,wish you all the best ;)

    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yeah enjoy your belated trip Jimmy!

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Have fun Jimmy! but I know you will,BM attendance or not!5555

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  24. less than 30 days now.......HAHA!

    1. laptop

      laptop

      2 weeks myself. Lets hope time is speedy for both of us!

       

  25. less than 50 days to go.....Woohoo!

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