Solice
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I walked into WH Smiths and said " Have you got that self help book for men with small penis's?" the female assistant replied " I dont think its in yet" I said "yeah thats the one"
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Jimmy K are you JimKu by any chance?
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What a fekin party that was, wild to say the least!
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It was just after I'd won the farting competition that I realised we are far too comfortable with each other!
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Palms birthday party this Saturday (9th) everybody welcome
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we seem to have our new 'wheres this girl, that girl. this girl that girl member.
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Huge fire at the muay thai stadium on sukhumvit today. contractors re gassing the aircon had a compressor explode and burn the building down. 200 million bahts worth of damage, hope they had insurance.
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If anyone is travelling from Australia to Pattaya within the next week and can do me a favour can you drop me a PM, Thanks
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Hangover!!!!
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Shes lost it! she just got the rest of my name tattoed down her back, it was for my birthday which isnt until the end of the year!! bless her she means well
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Just writing to move the spam down the table a bit, fekin knobs, wish they would feck off
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I found my first grey pubic hair today, something like this wouldn't normally bother me, but it was in a Greggs sausage roll.
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Found a Dvd the other day entitled 'bald and barely leagal'. Chuffed to bits I rushed home put the disc in and sat there with my cock in my hand ready to bash one out......Turns out it was a ministry of transport film on tyre tread depths.
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Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship and the sky presenter said "shes lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" I just happened to glance at the wife and now its all kicked off
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Just ordered a new camera, cant wait for it to come, I may even take pics on my next trip
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At school my favourite lesson was PE. I had the biggest cock and used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs........Looking back though I think thats probably why I was sacked.
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Just been to the international Tiffany pageant and met some of the contestants at the end. Managed to blag an invite to the after show party
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Just found a lot of old pms that for some reason have only just registered. Will reply to all and sorry if you thought I had ignored you
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There are now at least 8 names down for the bar crawl on Friday night. Everybody welcome, leaving sensations at 9 pm
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Paengs Birthday party this Friday, 21st, everybody welcome.
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Happy New Year everybody, for those not in Patts I really wish you could all be here but whatever you do have a great night and all the best to each and every one of you
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happy new year to you also mate. congrats on the engagement. i left patts a week earlier than your party or i would oh popped in and bought the pair of u a drink. i know what others have said about pang being moody or whatever but ive always found her to be friendly and chatty. good luck in 2011 to the both of u.
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Happy birthday Yok, you sweetheart
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New 42" Sony TV for sale, no box, no warranty and slightly hot! phone Leroy, Winston or Jermaine for more details
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My girlfriend was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung open the door and asked "tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?" I replied yes love, but to be fair its a small bathroom
