Scientists have discovered that the female Australian hairy nosed wombat bites the male on the bum when she feels like love making..... Sounds like a sensible business plan for the bargirls in Pattaya to adopt.
I love the Beer Garden in the afternoon for a pint or two of draught Tiger , maybe some grub and take in the breeze
Not a place I would go at night tbh (my preference) unless I was taking a lady friend there.
And yes those beer mats have been legendary for years, and were still going strong when I was in there with my pal last month